
The Center for Disease Control has
issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus
that is transmitted orally, by hand, and
even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Author: Anonymous.
A positive anything is better than a negative nothing
—
Jerry McGuire Movie.
Nothing beats positive action, nothing speaks more faith and courage than going out there and doing something, anything!
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
—
Socrates.
I must admit this one made laugh a lot, and to be fair finding a good husband must be pretty darn hard too. Who said philosophers didn’t have a sense of humor?
Who said the crowd is always right? Only Wisdom is right. So go and get it, success will follow.
—
Joseph Hurtado.
Inspired by Albert Einstein, W. Edwards Deming, and Solomon. By the way we you do get wisdom, be brave, and do it or you will lose the reward.